What the what?

My name is Materason I am 20 and of course a college kid. I spend my free time browsing through the interwebs. I am very friendly and easy going. You can always message and of course feel free to follow ;)

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So the other day I was telling my boyfriend about how I looked like a monster with the mask on. He replied with what the hell?

When you see it…

sums up our relationship!

So my boyfriend cleaned my apartment for me while I was at work. I came home to my stuffed animals doing this.

*turns around a corner and sees big scary statue

nope nope nope

*climbs into the floor and assumes fetal postition

heyfunniest:

Perfection.

jennyushkowitz:

skankblaines:

jennyushkowitz:

skankblaines:

how much can a whale ejaculate????

The average whale usually ejaculates as much as 300 gallons of semen.

thank you

You’re whalecum.

blueandme:

My life everyday