So the other day I was telling my boyfriend about how I looked like a monster with the mask on. He replied with what the hell?
When you see it…
sums up our relationship!
So my boyfriend cleaned my apartment for me while I was at work. I came home to my stuffed animals doing this.
*turns around a corner and sees big scary statue
nope nope nope
*climbs into the floor and assumes fetal postition
how much can a whale ejaculate????
The average whale usually ejaculates as much as 300 gallons of semen.